This excerpt is from Season 1 titled 'Weight Gain 4000'.

Mr Garrison (teacher) : One of our very own student has won a national prize!
Wendy: wow! I knew i would win!
Mr Garrison: The winner of the national ‘Save Our Fragile Planet’ contest is... ERIC CARTMAN!!
Wendy, Cartman: (shocked) What?!
Cartman: Kick ass.
Stan: That’s impossible!! Cartman doesn’t know a rain forest from a pop-tart!
Cartman: Yeah I do, Pop-Tarts are frosted.
Kyle: Wow, what did you write about, Cartman?
Cartman: (Not remembering) Oh... You know... This and that.
Wendy: He doesn’t even KNOW what he wrote about!
Kyle: What was your paper about, Wendy?
Wendy: My paper was about the suffering of bottle nosed dolphins.
Cartman: Well you see? You shouldn’t have written a paper about dolphins. Dolphins are stupid.
Kyle: Dude, Dolphin’s are like the second smartest animal on the planet!
Cartman: (Guffawing smugly) Oh, right... If they’re so damn smart how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?!
Wendy: What?!
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