Friday, December 16, 2011

NS Line Breakdown

Today very bloody suay. I was going to Bugis to watch the new Ekin's movie. So I met up with my bro under my block and took a bus to AMK MRT station. I reached AMK at about 640pm. By right I should reach Bugis by 7:20pm and be in time for the movie.

Then the freaking train started dragging itself when it reached Novena and stopped at the station for a very long time.. Bad omen. Then at Newton, it stopped for very long and suddenlthe lights were switched off. We were told to get off the train. Wah lau eah. WTF?

Pek cek leh cuz I dunno when is the next train and the announcer keep saying sorry for incovenience caused. Sorry got what shit use?? I want the train to move so I can reach bugis in time for my show.

Finally another train came and the passengers all squeezed into it. I told my bro that he must by hook by crook cram into that train!

So we were like sardines packed into a tin. inside the train...

Finally the bloody shit train reached Orchard and once again stop for a very long time!!!

I am having this whole stomach of fire. Recently just got this Cab far hike and in October we had public transport fare hike.

Hike here hike there. Hike until very song! But then the train still SUCKS LIKE NOBODY BUSINESS!

Its making me fuming mad as I stood inside this sardine tin in orchard station.

Finally I decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I got off and decided to take a bus.

I ran, literally ran to the bus stop at lucky plaza. My bro was tagging behind me and got onto bus 7.

As we bloody hell know, Orchard is always full of people and cars at this peak hour. The bus moved slowly. Slower than any other vehicle on the road. The cars beside us keep moving by and we were just stuck there. Then at every bus stop it has to stop forever to load and unload passengers.


What the hell is wrong with our public transport? What the hell is wrong with our MRT? Keep having breakdowns and disruption. Keep telling us that they are sorry for inconveniences. PLEASE!~ They should compensate us for our inconvenience and not just say it. Like I paid for my movie ticket so is SMRT bloody hell going to compensate me my movie ticket?

And someone also posted a picture on fb. It was a picture taken inside the cab with the screen flashing, 'income opportunity, MRT breakdown along Bishan to Marina Bay, pick up passengers from the stations'.. something like that.

Is this some kind of CONSPIRACY? That SMRT have a breakdown right after the cabs raised their fares? So that people who are rushing for time has no choice but to take the cab? Or so that people will be forced to detour and take a longer route?

Who is going to compensate me for me detour today?????

Who is going to compensate my movie ticket????

Those top people inside SMRT doesn't even take MRT. They don't really care how bad the MRTs are and how the frequent disruptions are affecting the people. It's none of their business. They are just concerned about their paychecks.

From Bugis, the mrt staff still got the cheek to tell me take east line to paya lebar then take circle line to bishan then take bus to AMK. A bloody big detour can?!

I seldom go out after work and for once I go out, I have to endure this kind of shit.

Govt says that we are not having enough social life and therefore we are not getting married and making enough babies.


With this kind of lousy transport, frankly speaking I would rather stay at home. I regretted going out today. So without going out, I wont meet new people and I won't get married, not to mention make babies! So indirectly, SMRT is causing me my social life. How is SMRT going to compensate me????

Transport minister, SLEEPING AH?? Still say our mrt is the best in the world. Best my A%%.

Paying you top salary but you are not deliverying top transport system! Pay u so much money for what? Pay you to sleep on ur job ah??? And make people pek cek with so many disruption and then just come out and say 'sorry for the inconvenience'.

I freaking got so many inconveniences that I cannot finish counting.

Is SMRT really serious about their train service? Or are they really just concerned about their escalators? Always tell people how much effort they spent on maintaining the escalators. Please lah, you think I give a damn to the escalators? Shopping centers got a lot lah... I can use the stairs. ALL I want is the train to work. Like that also very difficult.

Haiz.... Vote Opposition...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Gaddict Competition

A Sec Sch fren of mine organised a competition and I participated in it as a support. People support me so I must support them back. The competition involved taking photo of myself with a gadget. Any gadget. As a gadget addict (tho I really can't afford) I think this contest suits me. LOL...

Since I had a show yesterday, I might as well take a photo with make up on. Hahaha. special leh.

No one was at home. Everyone went out. My liang shan bo was late (as usual) so I was all alone to complete this task. I had to use a timer on my camera to take the photos. I took and retook and retook many times because I had to find the right position. It was difficult to use timer without a tripod you know.

Take until my face all become sweaty. Had to touch up make up.

First, show you all the failed photos.

Failed cuz cannot see my hair... I chose the MP3 player cuz I want to have this dreamy photo.

Failed, my hand, no, my fingers were not very nice. Else I think this photo is nice.

Tried one with me looking at the MP3 player but I think it's not as nice as having eyes closed. The famous yueju close eyes technique.

Finally I took one that I think not too bad... Mai hiam can accept. But I gotta edit away the background of my home! Funny right if I just post like that, then everyone can see my living room!

This is the final photo I picked and edited. I wanted to add some background at first but a bit lazy leh.. Haiz. No mood to photoshop. PHotoshop must have mood one. So I chin cai just post like that la.. Anyway I don't expect to win anything. Just participate for fun. LOL

The title of my photo is 英台也疯狂. Zhu Ying Tai cannot resist the temptation fo the good music from her MP3 player while waiting for her Shanbo to come pick her up.


And it is true that I was indeed waiting for shanbo to come. She came very late lor!! My god. My make up all melted. Later on I also took some pictures for shanbo.

Shanbo is an iphone addict. Every single moment must stick to her iphone... So Yingtai snatched the phone away from her and 自拍。

This picture also quit good for the contest but I think I still prefe the MP3 player one. Heh heh~

After I posted my pic on the contest page, my fren told me that he laughed until stmoachache.... Erm... is that a good sign??? LOL my photo is not meant to be funny lor my god. It's the famous yueju close eyes technique leh!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Cockroach Night

I am gonna write about our trip to Tawau, recording down the little bits and pieces of our trip. Our happiness as well as our sourness.

I didn't write for a long time because I know that this Tawau trip will be a bloody long blog and will probably take me ages to write. Also recently there are some shit people trying to disturb my troupe's peace so I must be very careful.

We arrived at KK on 01 Oct and went for dinner where as usual, we took some nonsense photos. The dinner there I think was by far the second best in the whole trip because we ate mostly in those malay restaurant and their food is very dry. I dun like.

The first night in KK, we stayed in this I dunno what, service apartment? Or motel? I dunno but it's not really a nice place to stay in and I will definitely not stay there if given a chance. First of all, the rubbish bus driver said that he can't drive us right to the motel and had to drop as like opposite the motel. We then had to pick up our luggages and lug them across the street.

Yes, we freaking lugged our luggages across a road including the props. Then we walked clumsily towards the lobby. Suddenly I saw that a cockroach was happily climbing up WX's jeans! I freaked out and shouted at WX.

"WX got cockroach climbing up your legs!"

WX then panicked and started waving her arms blindly trying to fend off the cockroach but we don't see it anywhere. Don't tell me it's in her jeans.

Suddenly we heard a loud scream.

A bloody loud one.


May Teng was screaming like there is no tomorrow. She screamed with all the air in her lungs squeezing out every single molecule.

The cockroach had innocently landed on May's arm.

May then started flinging her arms around wildly and then I screamed too because I was afraid that the she will fling the cockroach at me. I screamed and ran away at the same time.

Along with my scream, several others screamed too cuz they got a shock.

All of a sudden the lobby was in chaos, you can see some people jumping up and down, some people searching the place for the damn cockroach. Then the lift door opened and May Teng dashed in. Whether she brought that cockroach with her, I dunno.

Finally, we decided to bunk in 5 to a room. Me, My mum, May, YH and LZ. The room was very big with 2 big beds so it was ok for 5 to share.

May Teng couldn't calm down after the cockroach incident and she kept looking around to check if there are more hiding around. Starting to get paranoid. She was the first to shower and she didn't close the bathroom door given the reason that she can faster run out if she come across any cockroaches in the bathroom.

Thank goodness we got 2 not-afraid-of-cockroach members in our room. My mum and LZ. They will smack the cockroach if they spot one.

Disastrous. The motel room was quite dirty so we were pretty convinced that there will be cockroaches.

Later on when it was LZ's turn to shower, May Teng went out of the room.

When she came back, she saw that me, YH and my mum were hiding behind a wall. She faster walked to us and we told her that we planned to scare LZ. When she come out of the toilet, she wil see that we all left her alone.

So we stood there behind the wall for some time, waiting to LZ to come out.

To our disappointment, LZ directly walked to the wall where we were hiding and asked what we doing.

Chey... no fun one....

At this point, the room was getting bloody hot. The aircon was not working. We were like cooking in the room. We switched on YH;s USB fan but it was just a small little fan, cannot serve the 5 of us.

Something very funny happened.

First of all, I slept with my mum on the left bed. YH and May and LZ slept on the right bed.

After lying for awhile, I felt warm so I asked my mum that we should sleep the other way, our heads at the foot of the bed which is nearer to the aircon. So 2 of us lied down in the other direction.

After like 5 min, some people kp.

"wah lau so hot cannot sleep"

I told them I feel fine, that my position is fine, I dun feel hot.

So that 38 LZ came over and squeezed with my mum and me. In between us I think. And said that,"wah, here really not so hot hor."

And so we lied in this position and gossiped. AFter some time, May teng was very pekcek cuz she was very hot. So I told her that I sacrifice la, I change with her. So now become May, LZ and my mum in one bed, me and yh in the other.

After more gossip, it was my mum's turn to kp that she can't sleep cuz it was too hot. So she jit tao go move a sofa under the aircon to sleep.

So now is yh and me on one bed, LZ and May on the other and my mum on the sofa under the air-con.

This was the last formation that finally worked and we all fell asleep.

I remember that we had 5 formations before falling asleep but I can't remember which one I missed out... Hmmm maybe yh or may teng can remind me?

So anyway we fell asleep in this perfect formation and suddenly in the middle of the night, the aircon became SUPER strong. We all started to freeze especially my mum who was under the aircon.

Aiyah, it was a terrible night la. First the cockroach then the aircon.

Which also resulted in a bad mood 5ppl team the next day.

The next morning we wanted to have breakfast at Mac. There was one right under our motel.

But our 'tour guide' brought us to a building oppositte to eat the so called local breakfast which is porridge and stuff like that. I dun really want to eat porridge early in the morning but who can defy ang? So we all went and I ordered a pork porridge. It was not so nice so I ate half. YH only ate a quarter I think.

As LZ was the last to recieve her food, she was still eating when ang wanted to go back so she told us to go to her room after we finished eating.

Yay! AFter ang left, we went to Mac to get bf.

I tell you lor, the mac in kk is bloody slow. I tot mac is fast food? Apparently it's SLOW food there and I mean SUPER slow.

I waited like 15 minutes I think and I keep having to tell that malay lady to hurry up... But she just couldn't I dunno why.

We were afraid that if we tu too long in MAC ang will burst and G us all badly.


But heng ah, ang never G us. She just want us to go her room and get a bottle of water (?) each.