Thursday, March 26, 2009

Murder of the Bear

This cruel murder case happened in Feb but I didn't blog about it until now. Finally, I am going blog about this gruesome murder of the bear.

It was a cool night at Pasir Ris and I was with my friends. They brought out a cute bear, holding a key.....

Oooh.. wat a cute bear! Holding a key somemore. Little did he know that a great misfortune is going to fall on him....

Arrggghhh.. A knife a the back of my head!!!! I don't wanna die!

The ruthless murderer did not stop just here. They continued and hacked the bear's head into half!

Oh my god... Can you believe this?

Scraping the bloody brains and veins inside the head.

Eventually, the whole head was gone, leaving behind a bloody mess. The head was then hacked into pieces and distributed to the people there.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


On Sunday and Monday, I sent my eldest uncle off for his last journey. He is only 59 years old and my father's eldest brother. Unfortunately, he has got brain tumour and the operation didn't save him. He passed away last Friday. I was unable to go on Saturday cuz I have got performance so I went to the wake on Sunday.

We thought that there were alot of things for us to do and we arrive there at about 10+am on Sunday but turned out that it was an false alarm. My very kan cheong Aunt told us there were lots of things to do but we finished everything in an hour. In the end, we all went home to sleep first and come back in the evening.

At about 5pm, we went back to the funeral to be in time for the prayers. The monks came at about 6.30pm and we all did the prayers. After that, it was chit chatting time. My brother was very bored so i told him to count the wreaths. There were really a lot of wreaths there!

My brother counted a total of 76 wreaths! Later on, my cousins they all used those flowers from the wreaths to decorate the coffin. They covered the whole coffin with flowers.

My cousins, aunt and uncle. they are chit chatting and apparentlty one of my cousins was very tired....

My cousin and her mum, we call her Aunty Amy. Aunty Amy is a very funny person lor. She likes to tell us about her funny stories.

At about 10+, Huang Shi Nan came to the funeral too. He sat with my uncle and father and started talking business with them. He is always giving new ideas on how to decorate the products.

Their table.. and my mum was as usual, either complaining or gossiping. My brother is that skinny one sitting at the background. I think he likes to sit beside Huang shi nan. Lol....

Then I made fun or him and said," You pretend to sit there, you want to take photo with Uncle Shi Nan issit."

Then Huang shi nan laughed and said that,"I want to take photo with your brother leh... (turn to me bro) I want to take photo with you can?"

It was very funny lor.

Look at my brother, dunno is paiseh or what lor.

Then when I took this photo, aunty amy joined in the fun....

My aunt said that Pan Ling Ling came the other night but she didn't take photo with her. Too bad. Then my father said that Pan Ling Ling come, no one entertain her.. She very bored, in the end come talk to my father and tell him that he is very fat and getting fatter.... my god.

Huang shi nan treated us with tea. This is my cousin, Chuyun aka Shedico.

I think Shedico's father, my uncle, look like huang shi nan lor so I ask them to take photo together. I asked them why huang shi nan never inherit our family genes, short and fat. The men in the Huang family are all short and fat one but Huang shi nan was very tall. Huang shi nan said that he inherited different genes from them...

The night was long and we were all bored and tired. Huang Shi nan left at 12+am and I also left awhile after that to rest at Kanglong's home. My family all stayed at the wake and slept in the car but I didn't want to because I wanna bathe and KL stay nearby only.

My mum stayed the wake and went to sleep in the car leaving her handbag inside my father's van. The door was opened and my sister was sleeping inside. My father went to buy coffee and this careless little mistake caused my mum's handbag kana stolen!!!

How suay is that?! My mum lost her hp and her wallet and keys.. everything... haiz.. I went to get her a new sim card yday and get a new hp too. Then she also made a new IC today. Very suay. That thief also very daring. Dare to steal in a funeral. He will be cursed on lor. Heng inside not much money. Only $30.

The next morning, after prayers, it was a solemn time and my relatives were all weeping when we pray for the last time and look at my uncle for the last time. It was indeed very very sad. Huang Shi nan came again to go to the crematorium with us. I feel especially sad when I see my aunt crying over my uncle's coffin.

I didn't take many photos in the crematorium as it seems rude. My cousin did take a lot of photos though. She told me she will send them to me. I think I won't blog them cuz she will be blogging them. Please see Smartchic's blog.

PS: Smartchic say I might as well add the link here. Here it is.

This is the crematorium. You can vaguely see the coffin decorated with flowers. It was beautiful. I hope my uncle had a safe journey and can rest in peace. After all these years of fighting for money and power, it all boils down to same. Sheng bu dai lai, si bu dai qu. Finally, he can now rest in peace and leave the earthly problems to us.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

House Got Thief

Before I blog about the house got thief, I wanna blog about this comment from my friend, James. I came across this comment when I was reading some old posts in my blog. In that post, I only typed 2 lines. So he commented this:

in the past, people write 2 lines and expect every1 to understand, interpret and say its good poetry.


cos they dun have computer to blog thousands of characters. and paper still considered rare item back then.
those ancient people undernourished, anyhow imagine things, anyhow write things only themselves understand, forcing people to tune into their mindset and thus creating the category "poetry" where only a few undernourished people think alike.

so, write 2 lines means nothing except the writer is undernourished. no beauty at all.



Wow, I got lots of lame friends. Lol...... But James very long never visit my blog, I think he very busy also.... hmmm.

Back to the thief story.. I woke up one Sunday moring, or rather late morning and discovered that my mum is not in. The house was quiet, no sound at all. I went downstairs and saw my sister sitting alone on the sofa.

This is very strange because my sister pratically spends all her time at home either a) singing b) watching TV or c) playing games. Apparently it is very weird that she is just s
itting there doing nothing.

So I asked,"yu xian, what you doing? Why never play game?"

She ignored me.

I asked the same question again. She raised her hands and did an action of playing games with the controller and indicated that there is no controller. Apparently,
my mother has hidden the controller because she has been naughty. I told her,"go find la, lao ma not at home."

She heeded my advice and started searching....

She searched in my mum's dressing table...

and the drawers.

But she cannot find anything. I told her that she looks like a thief and I am going to take photos. They will be proof.

I didn't bother with her after that and went on to wash my face etc. When I came out, she was searching the wardrobe in my mum's room. Finally, she can't find anything in the wardrobe and she was about to give up. So I just anyhow say,"Aiyah, maybe inside the bag leh."

She searched in the bag and found the controller!!

The controller was found and my sister happily started playing.

When my mum was back, I told her our house got thief. At first she a bit shock then I showed her the photos. she found it very funny and went up to question my sis. By this time, my sister has stopped playing because she didn't want my mother to find out.

My mum ask her where is the controller and she said that she has hidden it.... Lol....

Later on my father also questioned her and she very honestly showed him that she has hidden the controller in her toy box. :)

Monday, March 02, 2009

My Blog Readers

I was reading some of my older posts from about 3 years ago. I read the comments and realised that many of the people who read my blog at that time are still reading my blog TODAY! I was kinda touched.

sob sob...

Firstly, got Amai, AC, Xiujuan... the KH people.

Then got Franxxis who still comment for me regularly~ (:D)

Got MD, regularly read my blogs when he bored.

And of course, the most loyal one is May. She always remind me what a loyal reader she is because she reads my blog every morning. Last time she always leave comments for me but nowadays she never. Too lazy liao I think. But I know she still reads my blog because till now she will comment on my entries when I met her. Then that day when eating steamboat, she kp that I very boliao. Only boliao people write blog. Nothing better to do. And I blog the most boliao things.. eg, the shark head.

Then I told her,"ok lor, then I don't write liao."

Then she said,"Write leh, if not I more boliao, nothing to read."

Want to read then complain it's very boliao lor. Come on~ It's me leh, Miko Huang leh, if I not boliao and don't blog things like Mung mung and shark head then its not me liao right? Imagine my blog to be very serious, in perfect english. Not me. Imagine my blog is about serious and matured topics. Not me also.

Then May said that I like weird and ugly thing, like the shark head. Apparently, all the things that she finds ugly, I will probably find it cute. My shark head is very cute what and mung mung is also very cute mah. He is very popular now leh. I don't know why she hates him so much.

End of digression.

Back to topic, I am very happy that so many people followed my blog till now and some more, now got more people like my 2 cousins~ They also regularly checkout my blog leh. Wah seh, so touching sia.

I will blog more boliao and interesting things! FOR YOU~

Mung Mung and Pan Pan

A friend feedback to me that I have not been blogging about Mung Mung for some time. Wow~~ Apparently Mung mung has got fans already! I am so happy for my dearest Mung Mung.


Here is a special blog entry for mung mung and he so called good friend Pan Pan. Mung2 felt that Pan2 is his good friend but actually Pan2 doesn't really treat mung2 as friend. The reason is... mung mung always swing around and punch pan pan in the face when no one else was around.

Mung mung in the balancing act. He balanced Pan Pan, who is bigger than him, on his head. Apparently, mung mung felt very proud about it.

Mung Mung acting like a good friend to Pan Pan.

Then mung mung used Pan Pan as a cushion...


Another of Mung Mung good friend, qi zai. Qi Zai very poor thing. Recently, his leg kana burnt by cigarettes. Haiz, all these smokers very irresponsible, anyhow point their cigarettes butts. I hate smokers. By the way, notice mung mung's ear stud? I bought it for him but he lost it! I have to go find another suitable one for him.

Yuzhen's baby

Yuzhen, after nurturing her baby inside her stomach for about 6 months, she gave birth to a baby! She went into operation around 10 Feb and removed the baby from her stomach. So she is now currently in confinement or zuo yue. Hee hee.... We have all visited yz, though I didn't see her baby.. She told me the baby is now taken away by the government.

Ok ok jokes aside, I got the permission to take photos of YZ's 'baby'. Please be warned, disgusting photos below. Please do not scroll down if you have a faint heart.






Yz's 'baby'. After staying in her stomach for 6 months. The white spot is my camera flash.

More disgusting photos. Be warned....




According to YZ, this is her 子宮 but I wonder, it looks weird.

This si the other side of the 子宮. It looks like pig's leg. My mum said it looks like char siew.

Now that yz has 'given birth', she felt more relax and have slimmed down alot. I saw her scar though, it's still quit thick and obviously. That's why she did not participate in our most recent show. Now she still on MC so anyone want to visit her, can do so.. :D