I hate my face because I have pimples and my face is round.
A stampede of pimples just stormed across my face like nobody's business and I am so pissed off over it.
Not only did they stampede across my face, they are leaving behind footprints which takes about a zillion years to heal. These red footprints imprinted themselves deeply onto my face decorating it like my face is a christmas tree. I wish I can just cut a piece of skin from my butt and replace it on my face....