Dearest PS2. Please wake up...... Are you dead or what? Refusing to move like that? I put the disc inside you, you also no reaction like it wasn't there at all. Even when you react, you behaved like you haven't eaten for the past 2 months. No energy at all and making funny noises.
Not like I treat you very bad or what. I never slam you or drop you before but now you want to die on me! What the hell?
I know you are getting on with your years but you are not that old ok. Only 3 years!! Not old to the extent that you cannot even spin a f***ing disc.
I spent so much time with you, day and night, day and night, night and day, played with you. It's not very fair that you now die on me when I just bought like 15 games! Don't tell you are exhausted because you are not! There are people who use a PS2 24/7 and they didn't have problems.
Last resort. I am sending you into the hospital for a check up. Ask the guys there to unscrew you and see what's wrong with your organs. Especially that eyeball of yours. It's not beaming at all. Haiz. Weak. Just totally weak.
Pekcek, pekcek, pekcek!