The phone rang

The phone was ringing non-stop just now. It was my brother's fren so my parents did not want to answer. I can't be bothered to answer it too. So the phone rang ...

and rang...

pekcek.

My father picked up the phone and said... "looking for who?"

silence...

"Youyi? Wat youyi? This is Police Station!"

My brother's fren immediately put down the phone.

Then just now I was doing the dan finger thing. My father said,"stop doing that chao ah gua hand hor!"

hahaha.. I challenged him to do it too and see....

oh no... The contagious disease!

hahaha.....

Fire Bird

Just now, I was singing 'Fen shou ba~ Wo men.. fen shou ba~....."

My mum was playing with her horse whip.

Happily playing and then I was still singing.. 'fen shou ba..' and suddenly..

FEN SHOU BA.... HUO NIAO!

diao... How come suddenly got fire bird one? My father was singing very loudly...


FEN SHOU BA.... HUO NIAO!

This time, he grabbed the horse whip from my mother and pretended to pull out the 'hair' of the horse..

Mum: Don't pull my whip!

Father: Fen shou ba... HUO NIAO!

Mum: OI!!! My ma bian!!!!

Father: BBQ! HUO NIAO!!!!!

Hahaha...

After the struggle, my mum continued to watch her tv...

My father also watched TV.

Then, the TV showed the Lin bo version of 'Yang Men Nv Jiang'.

Suddenly, my father say," Wah lau.. this group of women sleep liao eat... eat liao sleep... how to fight? No strength one."

Mother,"Oi, you watch your tv, dun say me hor..'

Father,"I didn't say you wat, I talking about the Yang Men Nv Jaing."

Mother,"You are saying me lor, indirectly."

Father,"You are Yang Men Nv Jiang issit?"

Mother,"You are talking about my hobby lor.."

*Silence*

Father,"The 'She Tai Jun' dunno got bring Axe brand feng you or not."

Me,"Wah lau, go war bring feng you for what?"

Father,"She old already mah, later she dizzy when she didn't sleep enuf. Then need to use feng you."

Mother,"Tell you watch your TV dun say me liao. Cannot issit.. Aiyoh!"

Hahaha...

In my office...

Look! I stuck a picture of me and richar in my cubicle! Nice photo, our costumes very matching~ hee heee.. I like this photo so I put it there. I will be putting another photo of our butterfly pose... which I took in Indonesia.

My colleague saw this photo and exclaimed in a very kua zhang manner...

"Oh my god you are so pretty with make up!!!"

I told her.. it's all fake.. fake lashes, fake high nose, fake eyes.... When all these fake things are gone, I look very ugly. Moreoever, if these fake things are not arranged properly in the correct position, I will still look ugly lor. I took so many photos during performances and I seldom have any photos that are satisfying...

Most of the time I look fat and round.

dammit.

Today, I met 2 ex-colleague to got to science centre. You must think that science centre is for kids but I actually think that it is quite fun there. Saw a lot of interesting things although alot of things are there for like 30 years already. Some old experiments are still there since the first time i went to science centre in primary school.

3 tckets I am holding. While waiting for Mel to buy fish dippers and drinks, I took this photo.

OMG! What is MP's head doing in the fruit plate! hahaha.. Like real right.. It is actually mirror effect.

Then I saw this wall with lots of animal models. Kinda nice and I wanted to ask mel and mp to take a photo but they didn't hear me calling them. The animals are very real like they are alive! :)

My friend, Mel, is a human battery. We were doing this experiment to test the amount of static in our body and this mel.. actually scored a 80 and at the second try, she scored over 100! While me and MP only scored about 40.... Hmmm...

woo.. I look so small in this 'BIG' house! hahaha.... cute right.. I like the drawings..

Then I saw this cycle of a foetus.. We were commenting that the head is very big. I think a baby's head will develop first as the brain needs to grow first to absorb information.

Eeee... ugly right..

Hahaha.. I am super muscle kia! hahaha looks like real right...

Mp decided to pretend to be a skeleton. I think the muscle kia one is better. :P

Hahaha....so funny. This big doll has his chest open and 2 arteries showing. I am pulling his artery and what is mel doing??? Digging his nostrils ah? hahahaha

Look! I can make the ball float! abracadabra.... FLOATO!

There is this dinosaur exhibition going on. I love dinosaurs! The bones here may not be real la but.. I want to see lor. Damn.. When we reached the exhibition hall, it was the closing time of the science centre, 6pm. Close so early. They should be opened till 9pm mah. Saturday some more..

Next time got chance must go again and to watch a movie in the Omni theatre~ Cool!

After the science centre tour, we met up with CK to watch 'The Omen'. It is a satanic and sadistic show. I tot it was kinda gross to see all the killing parts. Suddenly, I felt that I must be careful when I go out and watch the srurroundings around me... eeeek... trauma.

New mug and Meeeeee..

I bought a new mug.. infact two...

Cute right! These 2 mugs are a pair and I can put different drinks in each cup. I like the baby mickey mouse. wahahaha... so cute..

Today, I received this fax attentioned to me but looks what she wrote my name as...


Meeko! hahahaha.. WAT THE.... mee goreng i know.. meeko... hahaha I remembered that I once took a photo with Henry who was like a brother to me. So on the photo, we put Meekor and Meeko.. :) Miss those times ~

Oh yah~ today received 2 pairs of shoes~ both pink! My god.. I got lots of pink shoes now. hmmm.. I still prefered the Beijing embroidered shoes. The embroideries are much nicer and the handwork is more delicate. Aiyah.. nvm la~ hahaha. Shoes cant be seen clearly on stage anyway.

Finally...

Finally can blog here le~ So long never blog here leh cuz got no topics.

Today I downloaded the photos from my hp so that I can start blogging. But, all my photos are rather crappy la hee hee.. I know u all like to see crappy photos. :P

I compared my hand size with John Dorge! Eah... but I dunno who is john Dorge leh. hahah whatever....

Last week I went to SL and saw that SL already moved up to the third floor. Well the space is smaller but the renovated the place nicely. Most of the members prefer the deco upstairs. The first concern I had was.. no space to practice opera! haiz...

They were still cleaning the place when I went there. I think the reno is nice, traditional and class.

I very boliao yday, cuz I was waiting for this inspector to fax his report over at 7pm! god.. Can't leave leh.. and nothing much to do. So I took some more photos. The above is our in house magazine. Silly MD ask me if got my face. Come on la.. Our company got more than 600 offices. I where got so 'BIG' to appear on this mag...

After taking a pic of the mag, I still very bored leh.. how.. So I went to read comments in Amai's blog...
Hahaha.... Lame right..

A few days ago, I went to the Cold Storage at my office there and saw this GOLDEN pepsi.. GOLDEN leh.. Drink liao later cannot digest...

Erm.. Anyone tried this golden pepsi? I didnt dare to try leh.. Later cannot digest.. Then browsing around.. I saw this!!

Golden Caffeine free coke!!!!! Wat the...

Gold pepsi
Gold Coke
Gold..... potato chips?
Gold..... chocolate?

hahah.. why no pink one? I like pink colour leh.. They should create a pink coke for me! :D

38 for 3 days

I have been a total 38 for 3 days... SA GANG!

It's all becuz of May lor! haiyoh... tsk tsk.. got influenced by her la.. i so duan zhuang last time, now become 38. tsk tsk... *shake head*

For the past 3/4 days, I have been seeing these COI people.. non-stop. I abit ki siao liao. Mix with this bunch of siao kias make me siao. Me and May act on stage AND off stage also. We were so crazy for our Mr Huang Bu long... But hong bu long only interested in the empress. Haiz. so sad. The emperor close one eye lor, let my hong bu long flirt with the empress. Aiyoh.. Emperor only interested in the fake MLJ. Emperor must wake up lah, keep an eye on his empress and get her to stay away from my HONG BU LONG!

Then hor. haiyoh... that dong xiang.. she xiao xiu my husband lor. I know she aim my er shao ye very long already. She want to become the concubine mah. Still young lah, wait for 5 more years when she become er ba jia ren then come ok. Now I am still er niang.. you can remain as dong xiang. I know la.. she see my er shao ye rich.. Hua xin leh, awhile like the Hua An, awhile like er shao ye...

I think u all also dunno what i talking.. never mind.

Hahaha.... We were talking about these kind of things for the past 3 gang!

Met a friend

Yesterday, I went to meet a friend from Germany who was having holidays here. She is actually a half german and half singaporean but she is seldom in Singapore. So I told her that if she ever come, she has to find me.

I was still thinking of where to bring her to but in the end, we didn't go anywhere special. I met her at City hall then we had sushi for dinner. There was this very kan cheong waitress in the restaurant and she was like always in a rush. When she took our orders, she was very kan cheong and she couldn't speak english properly too. I think she better go kopitiam work better...
Evelyn likes clubbing so we went to a pub at the Marriott, The living room.

We were talking about 'kim gui' and she told me that she met a lot of kim guis at Zouk and if I want to know some kim guis, I should go there too. Haiz, me not interested in kim guis la.... She told me that the kim guis are just looking for one night stands.

Then she told me that she practice martial arts as a self defense. In germany, she often get into fights as there are lots of mafias and drunk peopl there. Now thenI know that places outside Berlin are actually very dangerous. She said that a girl never travel alone after 10pm there as she is bound to get raped. I was quite shock. I thought Germany is kinda civilised. The reason why there are so many rapists there is because the heaviest sentence a rapist can get is 5 years jail.

5 years jail!! That is SO lenient.

She told me that the longest sentence is 15 years jail as they do not have any life sentence or death sentence over there. No wonder there are so many criminals. Because the sentence is so light, no one bothers about it.

She also said that life is very good in the prison there. You get 3 warm meals, internet, TV... just like a hotel. So many ppl without jobs will just rob a bank and get into prison.

Well, seems like Germany is not as good as I thought it was.

Next week, Evelyn wanna go sentosa so we will probably meet up again. Then I will see if I can take a photo of her.

Western Opera

Western Opera is actually quite nice. I know that probably not many ppl like western opera over here but I think it is rather beautiful too. I just found a clip of this very talented kid singing western opera. His breathing method is not right but he sang so well in spite of that. I think if he got the chance to go under proper training, he can make it big... Haiz.. so envy sia...

Schedule

All my classes just fell beautifully into place. I dont know how it can happen but it just happened.

Ang just announced that she will rehearse on Tues, Thurs, Sat and Sun.

SL singing classes will be Mon and Wed.

So gam!

Monday: SL singing class
Tuesday: Rehearsal at COI
Wednesday: SL singing class
Thursday: Rehearsal at COI
Friday: Break
Saturday: Rehearsal at COI
Sunday: Rehearsal at COI


My god.. My schedule is so pack! Guess there will be less bloggin from now. You can check my opera blog though. I just wrote a ridiculously long blog with some nonsense.

I will write about my chariy show performance today when I got time. I very tired now. After like 6 hours of rehearsal.