Sunday, January 29, 2006

My drawing

Long time ago, I drew iguanas for a school project. I was in NYP first year and our studio project was to do research on an animal we are assigned to. The first time I did it, I was assigned to do a mousedeer. What a boring animal. I failed the project. When I retook it, I did the Green iguana.

I must pass the project this time so I took lots of hardwork to go to the zoo and take pictures, draw.. etc. For the project, I must draw the iguana's various body parts and do a painting of it. Finally, my research must complete with a model of the iguana which i made using paper cups and brushes.

Here is a picture of the iguana i drew.

It really took me alot of time to draw this head. Trust me.


And I painted this too. Not so nice but i tried my best.

Fortunately, I passed this project. If not I might have to repeat my year 1.

滕王阁序

In Tang Dynasty, there was a talented poet named, Wang Bo 王勃. One day, he was walking past the opening of 滕王阁 and there was a big feast there. The owner of 滕王阁 wanted to show off his great building so he invited Wang Bo too.

The owner initially wanted his son-in-law to show off his flair in poems, so he invited all the guests to write a poem regarding his Teng Wang Ge. Nobody dared to write anything as everyone knew the purpose of the owner. The paper and brush was passed around but no one touch it.

Wang Bo was sitting at the end of the hall as he was one of the last guest to be invited. When the paper and brush reached him, he just picked it up and started writing.

Seeing this, the owner was rather unhappy and found an excuse to leave the hall. Wang Bo, being young, was not sensitive with the behaviour on the owner and continued to write.

The servant of the owner started passing messages to the owner informing him what Wang Bo wrote.

豫章故郡,洪都新府。星分翼轸,地接衡庐。襟三江而带五湖,控蛮荆而引瓯越。

This was the first line, it clearly stated out the location of Teng Wang Ge.

"hmph!", thought the owner.

潦水尽而寒潭清,烟光凝而暮山紫.

"smart alec," thought the owner.

临帝子之长洲,得天人之旧馆。层台耸翠,上出重霄;飞阁翔丹,下临无地。

"not so bad, in fact," thought the owner.

落霞与孤鹜齐飞,秋水共长天一色。

*slaps the table* "Hao ah! (good)" exclaimed the owner.

He immediately stood up and went to Wang Bo's side to watch him finish the poem.

Those parts I mentioned above is not the full 序 and it is not the poem. It is just an introduction to the Teng Wang Ge and the poem.

Then Wang Bo proceeded to complete the poem.

滕王高阁临江渚,
佩玉鸣鸾罢歌舞。
画栋朝飞南浦云,
珠帘暮卷西山雨。
闲云潭影日悠悠,
物换星移几度秋。
阁中帝子今何在?
槛外长江空自流。

And Wang Bo became famous.

My favourite line is 落霞与孤鹜齐飞,秋水共长天一色。Imagine the scene... awwww.. isn't it just beautiful?

I forgot where I heard this story before, I think it is from some lit books. :D

Teng Wang Ge

Friday, January 27, 2006

Cotton Wool

Shucks.. my mum suggested that I put cotton wool on my wounds. Now the cotton wool is stuck on my knees. So ugly! The cotton wool has hardened and is much more difficult to remove now. Sianz.. looks like I got to keep putting the bandage to hide my ugly knees plus cotton wool.

Must be wondering why I don't use plaster right? Cuz i am allergic to plasters!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

I was also unfortunate

I was also unfortunate! Maybe because I read too much of the Series of Unfortunate Events. Yesterday, I was going back to my office after lunch when I fell down on the road. Luckily I never fall flat on the road, else there will be scars on my face. Anyway, I fell on my knees and immediately, the top layer skin was scrapped off. It wasn't so painful at that moment so I just walked back to my office.

Someone commented that Mel is a very caring person. Mel, the caring person, was like very enthusiastic yesterday to help me clean my wounds. The office's first aid was never been used before and I am the first to use it. Man, I should be honoured. -_-"

Mel very artistically bandage my knees for me. She said that bandaging the wounds will prevent it from leaving scars behind. Since I am allergic to plaster, I might as well bandage it. She wanted to clean my wounds with a piece of wet wool. I screeched and told her that I can do that myself. Though my knees were not really painful, I cannot stand the pain of water/medicine touching my wounds. Since young, I never let water touch my wounds when I am injured.

Artistically bandaged

What happened?

At the end of the day, I still went shopping with my colleagues. hahaha...

Monday, January 23, 2006

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Recently, I have been very addicted to reading a series of books named 'A Series Of Unfotunate Events'. Yes, I got to know this book from the movie by Jim Carey. The movie was not bad but the books were fantastic!!!

There were already 12 books published and I have bought 7 books. Now, I am searching for the 8th. Unlike other children's book, this book is described by the author as gloomy, sad, disturbing and is not suitable to those with a weak heart. In fact, these books were extremely funny and and Lemony Snicket, the author, is so so witty at writing.

Here is an introduction of the books written by Lemony Snicket:

Dear Reader,

I'm sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.

In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.

It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.

So you see, his writing style is different from other authors and instead of promoting his book, he seems to be telling people not to read his sad stories.

I decided to include an excerpt of the book:

The book you are holding in your two hands right now -- assuming that you are, in fact, holding this book, and that you have only two hands -- is one of two books in the world that will show you the difference between the word “nervous” and the word “anxious.” The other book, of course, is the dictionary, and if I were you I would read that book instead.

Like this book, the dictionary shows you that the word “nervous” means “worried about something”--you might feel nervous, for instance, if you were served prune ice cream for dessert, because you would be worried that it would taste awful--whereas the word “anxious” means “troubled by disturbing suspense,” which you might feel if you were served a live alligator for dessert, because you would be troubled by the disturbing suspense about whether you would eat your dessert or it would eat you. But unlike this book, the dictionary also discusses words that are far more pleasant to contemplate. The word “bubble” is in the dictionary, for instance, as is the word “peacock,” the word “vacation,” and the words “the” “author's” “execution” “has” “been” “canceled,” which make up a sentence that is always pleasant to hear. So if you were to read the dictionary, rather than this book, you could skip the parts about “nervous” and “anxious” and read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

But this book is not the dictionary, and if you were to skip the parts about “nervous” and “anxious” in this book, you would be skipping the most pleasant sections in the entire story. Nowhere in this book will you find the words “bubble,” “peacock,” “vacation,” or, unfortunately for me, anything about an execution being canceled. Instead, I'm sorry to say, you will find the words “grief, “despair,” and “woeful” as well as the phrases “dark passageway,” “Count Olaf in disguise,” and “the Baudelaire orphans were trapped,” plus an assortment of miserable words and phrases that I cannot bring myself to write down. In short, reading a dictionary might make you feel nervous, because you would worry about finding it very boring, but reading this book will make you feel anxious, because you will be troubled by the disturbing suspense in which the Baudelaire orphans find themselves, and if I were you I would drop this book right out of your two or more hands and curl up with a dictionary instead, because all the miserable words I must use to describe these unfortunate events are about to reach your eyes.

The above was taken from the first chapter of the 6th book which I am reading now, titled "The Ersatz Elevator: Book the Sixth ".

Trust me, this book is really entertaining and I am already hooked on it. I hope to buy all the books soon!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Flasher


I suddenly rememeber that I promised to blog about a flasher I have seen in school before. Almost forgot about it until I read my previous post.

I have seen quite a few flashers before but the first time I saw a flasher was in my primary school. Once again, this story involves PJ, Judy and me. As usual, we loiter in the old Cedar girls sec's stadium. The stadium was big and there were 3 spectators stand.. or whatever you call that. To show you guys a better picture of my school, I drew a layout of it.

Nice right? hee hee... ok, just for your info, the spot where we found the dead bird was right in front of the pink school building. As you can see, the primary school and the secondary school was only seperated by a useless fence. The 3 red boxes around the stadium are the spectators stands.

We were at the spectator stand nearest to the fence and were talking about some childish topics. Suddenly, we notice a man sitting under of the trees. It was an old man, maybe around 40 years old, wearing dirty clothes and his hair was a mess. We thought it was weird to have a strange man loitering in our school compounds but we tried to ignore him and continue talking.

Now and then we will glance at that man and suddenly, one of us, I forgot which, noticed something strange. He was personal part was revealed. Being innocent at that time, we didn't know what that was and we asked each other if we have seen anything like that before. Someone, again I forgot who, suggested that it might be his XXX. We were terrified at the strange thing and the strange man and the idea that he was flashing. We ran back to our school to inform the first teacher we saw.

The other students around us were very kpo so when we ran towards that tree, it was a big group of about 20 students and a teacher. Hoever, the man was not there anymore. He disappeared already. Too bad, I would have like that man to get a good scolding or get a police to catch him for being so indecent in a school compound.

This incident didn't stop us from going back to our favourite spot in the stadium though....

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Phuket!

I wanted to blog this some time ago but I was rather sick so it dragged till now. I went to Phuket on 13Jan-15Jan, some of my friends thought I disappeared into thin air as none of them were able to find me.

It's a company trip and we had 2 staff from China joining us in Phuket. The trip was nice but unfortunately, I didn't really like Phuket much. Going once is enough for me.

On 13 Jan, we scheduled a flight on 7am which means we have to gather at the airport at 5am. I was still groggy when I woke up at 4am then I realised that I was late cuz I am sharing cab with a colleague and he is already on his way here. I rushed through everything and ended up forgetting bring my toothbrush and facial foam. Hate such early flights.

At Changi airport..

I decided to dye my hair in Phuket cuz it's so cheap! The above photo is not me but I was bored in the salon while waiting for the dye to go into my hair so I took this. I tell you. I sit there for 2 hours, they bleached, washed, dye, blow, comb, straighten and finally put gel for me. All for $6!!! Believe it or not! Also, I fell asleep while they were straightening my hair... ZZzzz..

In case you are wondering, I didnt bleach all of my hair of cuz. Hxy will kill me. I just dyed three parts under my hair, near my neck.

Simon Caberet show! Hee hee... Pretty tranny yo. I think I don't need to describe how pretty the trannies are already. My friend said they are like barbie dolls.


This photo doesn't do justice to the nice scenery up there at the krata or kata viewpoint. The colours were more vibrant. In the picture, we can see 3 beaches of Phuket. These beaches were affected by the Tsunami. Imagine you were up here when the tsunami came... What a scene.

They decided to do this All Terrain Vehicle thing and as I am a sissy, I am not interested in getting all the dust on my face. So a few other girls and me decided to go shopping in a souvenir shop nearby. By the way, the word 'souvenir' means 'remember' in French.

I always bring either this pudu or another doggy whenever I go overseas so I can take a picture of them. Here is pudu standing by the window in the hotel room. Speaking of the hotel, our hotel rooms are on the 4th floor and there is no lift! Can you believe that? We climbed like hell up the stairs with our luggage. After a whole day outside, we have to climb up a freakin 4 storeys staircase.

Then of course we went to the night market for shopping. However, I think shopping in Phuket sucks. We have to bargain alot and even after bargaining, the price of the item is like in Singapore. For example, my friend want to buy the necklace from the above picture, the first price given to us was I think 450baht. That is $18.75. After bargaining, it was 250 baht, $10.40. I can buy a necklace with that price in Singapore too.

We went to one bag shop and the shop owner quoted an outrageous price of 1850 baht ($77) for a simple, non-branded bag! I told him,"We can buy a branded bag with this price in Singapore." With that, we left the shop. I think those ang mohs do not bargain alot and hence all the shop owners are not keen at bargaining with us.

Shopping sucks but at least we had good food! The food was really nice at those road side shops. Better than the restaurants. Anyway, the restaurants are far too EXPENSIVE.

Look at the amount of tourists!!! The beach is so overcrowded but the sea is empty. All the angmohs prefer to sit on the beach then go into the water.

On the last day, I finally got a chance to take photo on the beach before checking out. You can see that there is no one in the sea...

Sheena is still drunk when we were checking out. She just stay like that and drag herself all the way like this to the airport.

This silver aeroplane is so cool! The real thing look nicer but too bad my camera did not capture the coolness.

Bye bye Phuket!

I think going to Phuket once is enough for me. The place is really overcrowded and the things are so expensive. It looks like Bangkok with a beach in fact.

To end this entry, I will show u all the pretty photos of trannies taken off the Simon Cabaret website. Please don't drool on your keyboard!


Pretty??


Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Back Pain!

Yesterday, I was suffering from extreme back pain. It hurts when I walk, sit, stand, run. My god. I wanted to blog about my Phuket trip yesterday but sitting and typing was tedious for me. In the end, I went to see a chinese doctor and he did the 'tui na' for me. So painful!! I screamed and shouted and kicked around but fortunately, I felt better after the 'massage'. 5 minutes later, the pain came back..-_-"

Doctor gave me some medicine and hopefully the pain will be gone after I take the medicine. In the evening, I still went for my opera rehearsal. I asked Richard to come fetch me.

I can't skip yesterday's rehearsal as I already skipped 2 classes while in Phuket and HXY is going back to TW today for Chinese New Year. So I have to go even if I break my bones.

Indeed, when I arrived, She immediately said," Yuying! You have to do the flipping on the floor."

What? What flipping?

HXY," Flipping in circles."

I got it but I was thinking that it's going to break my back.

HXY started demonstrating and I followed. After doing it a few times, my back actually felt better! hahaha...

My god, I have to practice this and try to achieve splitting my legs apart. Since HXY is not around these 2 weeks, I might just sought help from other teachers for this flipping thing.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Avant De Partir

I am going on holidays from 13-15Jan, a company outing. Nevertheless, YEAH!

Company outing may be more restricted but I think it should still be quite fun. We are going to Phuket. I know I once made a vow to stop going to resorts. I am kinda sick of it but this time its a different companion. I am only afraid of coming back with darker skin. I got some good sunblock lotion but still.... I don't want to be blackie Xiaoqian! :P

My camera abit siao siao liao.. I hope it's still functionable. This time, I am not going to buy the underwater camera. Budget trip. I want to save money for my other trips this year. I really must go Taiwan to comb my wig!!!

While I am away, please don't miss me too much! muacks!

Monday, January 09, 2006

Adieu!

Adieu, Mes amis! C'etait bien mais on devons l'arreter.

Je ne comprend pas pourquoi il faut arriver a la situation. C'est la vie, je pense. Je voudrais rester dans la paix. Je me fou, vraiment, je me fou ce que tu pense. Si tu me deteste, il y a rien que je peux faire. Donc, je me fou. D'accord?

Arreter de dire tout ca. C'est stupide. Personne veut t'ecouter.

Donc, Adieu mes amis, je ne veux pas vous voir!