Monday, June 03, 2013

New Classmate Kerine

Since May Teng says that I always write about SJ and she is totally not interested, I shall write something non-SJ.

Sigh, she should understand that my life now revolves around SJ, everything they do. I get live updates everyday of where they are, what they are doing, what they eat..... Yes, you can call me a stalker, an online stalker.

There have been quite a few changes in my opera troupe. I have not blogged on my opera blog for a long time. I didn't forget it. I just.... dunno what to write anymore. LOL... This entry isn't about our show, it's about our new member in the troupe. We have a few new members recently and Kerine being on of them and she has joined our hua dan department.

So apparently this Kerine appeared to be like normal, serious girl who is very enthusiastic to do opera and such. However, she couldn't upkeep her proper image for more than 2 months. A leopard never change its spots just like how you can't hide your real personality. So this Kerine apparently is rather 38. Or should I say, she has already overthrown May Teng as the most 38 dan in the troupe.

I mean.. seriously, how can anyone be like this. I can't even...

Putting aside her 38 personality, she is also .... weird. The 3 of us were happily eating ice-cream waffles and this 38 kerine told us her story about her shit phone. No, I mean literally SHIT phone.

She told us that she once dropped her phone into the toilet bowl and she didn't know it. Her iphone 5 some more. So she left the toilet and then suddenly she realized her phone is not there, so she went back to look for it but the cubicle was occupied so she waited a LONG time.

Then after the lady came out, she went in to find her phone INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL. I told her she should just asked the lady if she has shitted just now. LOL....

She said she is scared that it's dirty so she flushed the toilet a few times to 'clean' the phone.

OK This macro just described my feels perfectly ^^

So I told her that's dumb..... I would have just thrown away the phone. It's hopeless already. But no, she just picked up that flushed phone and washed it with soap and sent it for repair.

This iphone 5 should be gone already, no amount of surgery can save it.

Miracle happened and her phone was repaired but the wifi is not working anymore....

I was like why would you even bother to repair which probably cost a bomb.

Me and May Teng were like... no we are not going to borrow Kerine's phone no matter how much we need to use a phone lol.. That shit phone.

So she told us she can still sell the shit phone for $700 but she felt bad because it's like.. you know...

We told her for shisus sake, just sell it. And get a new clean shitless phone.

After our nagging, she finally sold her phone last week and got a new S4. ... lol.. Bye to the shit phone.

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