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Today, I arrived home at 11+pm. I asked my father...

Me: Is Lao ma back?

Father: No, She at Gu Cai Ba.

Me: Don't bluff. I know she sleeping upstairs.

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Me: Is that fish back?

Father: No, he went swimming.

Me: Don't bluff. Say properly.

Father: Why you so concern? You got motive one.

Me: I not like that one lor.

Father: Dun k k. I know you so well.

Me: I just ask for fun.

Father: You want to ask that fish to serve you water and cook for you right.

Me: No lor......

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